Lindsay Lohan was arrested again. Notice how in Harry Potter the dementors never go for Ron. My phone just autocorrected "ginger" to "soulless". If you are, raise your standards. That unexpected awkwardness when a ginger speaks without permission.

Tsunade realized that thinking about this player was making her a little warm. She loosened her collar a bit and wondered to herself why that was. The answer it seemed was obvious: Since she had graduated from college at the start of the summer, she had been obsessed with finding a job. She had always had a steady supply of men before graduation, the most recent being Sam the plumber, but after all this time she realized the absence of them was getting to her.

Being a nurse, she had learned to take care of herself, and with a flat stomach, tight ass, and perky boobs, she had always attracted most anyone she wanted.