Amidst all this presumptuous slur-slinging, I couldn't help but notice that I've never once been asked why I choose to dress myself this way. So today, for my own amusement, I'll answer the million dollar question no one's posed: why do I dress the way I do? First and foremost, I like and feel comfortable in my clothes. Truth be told, I use my wardrobe as a fail-safe against unwittingly surrounding myself with the wrong people - people who would only respect me if I were dressed according to whatever arbitrary standards they themselves personally deem "appropriate.